In the earliest days of my shoplifting career, You could safely say I was filled with fear. It was nail biting work from the very start, But several quick sucesses soon gave me heart. After a while I could pick or nick or steal, Some shirts some trousers and a few LPs. No-one ever stopped [...]

Summer in London, watery sunshine, A place in the city where I can go sometimes. To get on a red bus and go anywhere, See all the sights and not pay the fare, Summer in London. Chip on your shoulder, chips in your mouth, Can you see the old lady, with tickets to tout. Getting [...]

cried all night just thinking of you I wonder now what Im going to do Since you left me for that friend of mine Every second is just crying time I cry cos my heart is in pain I cry though I know its in vain But knowing this I cry all the same I [...]

No I never heard through the grapevine How you left long before your time But in France on the radio I could not understand a word But I felt you go We waited all night for the midnight lover’s calling It was the coldest day of the year And I’m still thawing I didn’t sleep [...]

That was a close escape, have to get a new hobby to relate. Something less conspicuous, won’t take up too much time, something less energetic, for what I’ve got in mind. I won’t be too persistant ‘cos I’m not that way inclined. See, that’s the one for me. Look under “Collins” see if she’s free. [...]

One, two, three, four ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR We’re the Chipmunks, hear us roar WE’RE THE CHIPMUNKS, HEAR US ROAR Sound off, CHIPMUNKS Sound off, CHIPMUNKS One, two, three, four ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR One, two, three, four ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR One, two, THREE, FOUR D’you have a good time tonight, boys? YEP, WE [...]

Papers in the morning Bowler hat on head Walking to the bus stop He’s longing for his bed, Waiting with his neighbours In the rush hour queue Got to get the first bus So much for him to do. He’s got to hurry Got to get his seat Can’t miss his place Got to rest [...]

I have a feeling for you son I know you think the battle’s lost And that your thoughts are on the run And you’ll never meet the cost I have a feeling for you girl (girl) And though you’re walking in a storm Alone you may be cold But together we’ll be warm And now [...]

A sorting office in the Old Kent Road Caters from coast to most A nice little number if you’re out of work And aren’t the sort to boast, you’re in need of a job, bob-a-job, rob-a-job I’m your man to see I’ll sit I’ll listen I’ll not say a word The less said would be [...]

More leverage was passed today From the radio I heard him say I fixed another lock on my toilet door House to house checks will commence throughout Looking at my prize possessions Trying to remember which ones I own I could be up for a week’s detention Without a line I could die in there [...]