It’s big and heavy but me carry the banana All the way to the sister’s house She like to bite it but she like a piranha I want some left when I have to go home (chorus) Day-o, day-o Morning come and me have to go home Day-o, day-o This woman, she won’t leave me [...]

I was kneeling by the bed and praying She said “come love and get undressed” I sad I was praying for guidance She said “Pray for stripping, I’ll do the rest” So I told her a bedtime story About the first time I got laid: As I ran down the stairs, she cried after me: [...]

[Judge Dread is talking to a female. The female's side of the conversation is understood] (Judge Dread) “Hello baby, pull up a chair, make yourself comfortable. You’ve put on some weight ain’t you. Tell me something. How long have we known each other? Hmm, about 9 months?, oh ya? Say, what’s that you’ve got on [...]

(Gainsbourg) “Hello. What’s your name?” “Dread.” “Not Judge Dread?” “Yes, that’s right.” “Oh, I always wanted to meet you.” “Oh, really? Why?” “Whoa… I’m really big fan of yours.” “That’s really nice of you to say that.” “Is it true?” “Is what true?” “What they say… about Big Nine?” “Well, I think you better have [...]

All aboard, rudeness train Tell your sister to come down quick And she can have a suck of my dick On the rudeness train I gave her one in the corridor And after that she wanted more On the rudeness train Move off sister if you could For you are standing on my wood On [...]

Walking home the other night I cought a smell that wasn’t nice (chorus) What kung fu that? (x3) I knew what it was but where was it? Oh my god I’ve stepped in it! (repeat chorus) I scraped it off outside my door I turned around and I stepped in more (repeat chorus) A hopping [...]